How we do things around here

Here at Super Wicked Awesome Video Game Reviews, we (my bro & I) strive to give you the best entertainment possible and to warn you about potential (our terminology) lock-ups, meaning the junk that they put in video games. As such, we see ourselves as a more reliable game rating agency than the ESRB. We have two systems in place: one for how good the game plays (this will take up 1/2 of the post) and the lock-ups in that game (This will take up the other half of the post). This is our "Classic or Bust" (quality of gameplay & graphics) system.
1- Dude, get this game no matter what the circumstances!
2-We recommend it, but it's not "Game of the Year" material.
3-Very average game
4- It's below the standard for that company, console or series.
5-Total junk. You'll feel like a loser just touching the case at Best Buy!
This is our "Lock-ups" (is it clean or garbage) system.
1- Cleanest you can get, perfect for anyone.
2- Has minute problems, good for preteens.
3- Teens can handle it.
4- Adults could handle it, but they'd have to be very desensitized.
5- Call Waste Management, there's some major garbage that needs to be picked up!
It's really that simple.
God bless and happy gaming!
#1denverfan and Superstarwarsjunkie